May182013
jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: unshaped: wasn’t expecting this but arent you glad it hapened its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS floomph oh my god

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

(Source: caturday, via the-dandelion-wish)
2PM

unshinelife:

I HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE ONE 

(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo, via mommabec)
2PM
 

 

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May172013

Discovered why I had ads, LOADS of malware on my computer!

2PM

Nerri 'Nelz' Berri: PLEASE STOP AND READ!! NOWWW !! YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

nerriberri:

Hey Tumblr, aint been on this in a while, but it would mean aloooottttttt to me if you could download the app wattpad. Its an app where you can read stories and books that people write.

Sorry for the dramatic title, but it made you stop and read this right?? Well…I’ve just uploaded my first…

2PM

Am I the only person with ads on their dashboard… did I miss something???

May152013

WHEN AMY’S BAKING CO HAD A MELTDOWN:

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

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Facebook page here.

Article here.

(via whenisaytwosugarsactuallyimean3)

9PM
mushiemallows: princess-of-color: chickenwingcore: dahlstrom: jamietheignorantamerican: jacketlizard: battroid: takeawaygirl: thegreatdesutree: Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg holy FUCK watch that video i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT. GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS. LET ME REPEAT THAT. GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE. I AM WATCHING THAT YOUTUBE LINK RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING Sweet lord jesus on a jetski :O The FUCK?! They need to shut down, like, yesterday. WHAAAAAT. watching this now and oh my God wow! o_O

mushiemallows:

princess-of-color:

chickenwingcore:

dahlstrom:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

I AM WATCHING THAT YOUTUBE LINK RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

Sweet lord jesus on a jetski :O

The FUCK?! They need to shut down, like, yesterday.

WHAAAAAT.

watching this now and oh my God wow! o_O

(via whenisaytwosugarsactuallyimean3)
6PM

Am I the only person who thinks that nipples going hard when it’s cold is the biggest default humans have?

Seriously what’s the point?

May142013

Watching Hannibal

Mind fucked.

hannibal cannibal 

8PM

conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

(via magentarivers)

7PM

cannibalcoalition:

applebutterbomb:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

dazegoneby:

pyangpyangart:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

This is distressing and awful to see this..

All of them can fuck the fuck off.

I want to stab all of them in the eye sockets

Do these assholes evem know why she she did it?

adla sdadlad jaloiuqeru ckj

OH my various gods. Jackasses, all of them. SHE HAD AN 87% CHANCE OF DEVELOPING BREAST CANCER. OVARIAN CANCER RUNS IN HER FAMILY.

-builds a table and then flips it-

(via thedumplingfaerie)
6PM

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via l0stkeys)

5PM

waterfallfish:

Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH

(via timetogotowonderland)

5PM

deadpon-and-weible:

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

thank you so much for this comic imp.

(via l0stkeys)
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